Imiskoumbria - Amerikana (click the link, then click the download file button, type the code in the box and click the 'get it' button to hear the song)

Funny Cats!

This made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants!

I love science!

Weird Al Rocks!!!

White and Nerdy video

Tickle My Elmo

Found this little funny on the web. Gotta love a good Minnesota joke!

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Which Director Would Film Your Life Story?

I've been totally into this new online dating site called OKCupid.com (check it out - it's free!). It's a cool idea thought up by a couple Harvard Mathematics graduates. The dating site is based on answering an array of questions ranging from love, sex, and money to totally random questions about how really strange you are. Anyway, many of the dating sites have you answer up to 100 questions; this site has you answer thousands. It seemed like a more accurate way to gauge an individuals personality. In addition to the questions written by the website, several tests are submitted by the users. These tests are a lot of fun. Like, "what kind of fruit are you?", or "what is your muppet personality?" I had a lot of fun answering silly questions (check out my profile darkangell). Be warned: since this site is largely run by users, you have to wade through A LOT of sexual content. If you can get past it, it can be quite fun! Below is one of the user submitted tests about which director would film your life story. Very cool. I love that I got Woody Allen, I think that's about right!

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test on Ok Cupid

Woody Allen

Your film will be 72% romantic, 39% comedy, 37% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.

Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, Match Point, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.

Take My Super Fun Super Friends Test

Didn't you just love the great 70s cartoons from Hanna-Barbera? Me too! I especially loved the Super Friends - Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Aquaman fighting against the evil League of Doom!

Each of the Super Heroes has a very distinct personality. Using an advanced algorthim, I can determine which Super Friend your personality most closely matches. So which Super Hero are you most like? Take my quiz and find out!















The Super Friends Test

MadLibs online!!!

Do you remember MadLibs? Those funny stories you made up by filling in the blanks with nouns and verbs and such. I remember every time we took a car trip, my folks would buy me a new book of MadLibs. I came across some MadLibs online (called CoolLibs). They are so funny. Check out this silly one I made today:


The Love Letter
My Darling Jeff,
I am writing to tell you that I think you are incredibly fluffy. I break out in a sweat every time I see you jumping rope. I dream about us running away to Utah and raising turkeys until we are 517. We'll name our children after Sarah and Pres. Bush, and live in a cabin in the mountains. I can hardly wait to kiss your nipple again... Please meet me tomorrow dressed in the purple smock I sent you for Channukah, and we'll celebrate our shiny love together.
Your cucumber,
Jenny

LMAO! This one made me cry I laughed so hard!